What should i wear to tha club!?!?

ok so this whup. muh boyfriends uncle is havin his birthday party at this club. but before my boy n i go we goin to get professional pics taken. i need help figuring out what to wear. keep in mind that im 5'4 african american & its too cold ta wear a mini. and i have 34Ds so its hard ta find shirts that look good. plz dont give me answers like. wear a cute babfadlbkjafi. keep in mind that im pretty ghetto fab. so like. a cute polo & hollister jeans arnt gon work. k thank you!